Bike Shorts are for Bikes

This is unforgivable. Karl was there in the 80’s, so he knows as well as I do that the biker short under long top/dress/peplum should never be seen again. Yet horror upon horror, there they were, on his catwalk just last week.

Sure, they do get around the dress is too short as a dress, too long as a top, but it’s too warm for leggings conundrum.

But it’s a slippery slope and before you know it, it goes from this
To a fashion blogger mashup that will look something like this
And finally in a teenage-minute we will be assaulted with this

I’ve seen it before, and so has Karl. It’s almost enough to burn your 2.55 in protest.